tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9924969244857980782024-03-13T12:41:32.258-07:00Sinking Ship's Film SpewHIYA!
There are many, many, many, many, many sites about telling you what people think about them films:- At least seven. Well, here's one more. Check out the opinions of resident 'experts' Ed Tensoys and possible other luminaries.
ENJOY! Enjoy it NOW!Sinking Shiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13064442183782877063noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-992496924485798078.post-83560686442835638932011-05-17T13:01:00.000-07:002011-05-17T13:02:58.630-07:00Total Recall<div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: blue;">A REVIEW OF THAT FILM TOTAL RECALL</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: blue;">AS REVIEWED BY TERRANCE CALCIUM.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: blue;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: cyan;">I remember watching this film called total recall. And it was dead good. </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: cyan;"> It had loads of stuff going about mars and mutants and this bird with three norks. Oh and a dwarf whore with a <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1305662160_0" style="-moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-size: auto auto; background-attachment: scroll; background-image: none; background-position: 0% 0%; background-repeat: repeat; cursor: pointer;">big gun</span>... just remembered that bit.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: cyan;">It also had the terminator in it and he was alright. And this bird with big hair and <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1305662160_1" style="border-bottom: 2px dotted rgb(54, 99, 136); cursor: pointer;">Sharon stone</span>, but she didn’t get her lady garden out in this film, so if that is what yer after – stay clear, although she does wear a rather fetching leotard at the beginning. the dirty bitch.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: cyan;">Anyway. The film is about this massive muscular guy called Arnie, who wants to go on holiday but cant afford it, so he goes to this place that has got a computer that hypnotises some memories into your head for only 3000 credits (which can’t be lot ‘cos he only works as a miscellaneous rock breaker) so anyway, off he pops into the room to have the memory of a spy on mars put in his head when.. oh no... it all goes a bit tits up and it turns out that HE IS A SPY and he’s been undercover all this time.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: cyan;">Blow me, I thought as I watched it, his wife’s a bloody spy but for the other side – the baddies, then it turns out Arnie is a baddie – but a different kind of baddies who wants to come good and sort shit out and there’s a guy who after him and it gets even nuttier then.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: cyan;">The guy out of predator flies off to mars somehow (I went for a piss at that bit so not sure how he got there) and causes a right farce at the security gate.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: cyan;">A load of fisticuffs later – the big baddie, turns off all the oxygen and everyone , all the three breasted hookers and mind reading weirdos start to die.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: cyan;">In pops the <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1305662160_2" style="-moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-size: auto auto; background-attachment: scroll; background-image: none; background-position: 0% 0%; background-repeat: repeat; cursor: pointer;">kindergarten cop</span> to save the day by jump starting a massive reactor left by some aliens for some reason that’s not really touched upon, and the big machine turns all the ice into breathable air with only seconds left to spare.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: cyan;">The film ends with the taller one off of twins the movie kissing some bird before he wakes up, ‘cos he’s not sure if he’s dreaming.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: cyan;">He was dreaming.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-color: #783f04; color: cyan;">All in all I give it two and a half boobs out of three.</div>Sinking Shiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13064442183782877063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-992496924485798078.post-47553252064781403692011-05-02T06:00:00.000-07:002011-05-02T06:13:14.567-07:00Thor<div style="color: orange; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">By Ed Tensoys</span></div><div style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Yeah, I took me lad to see this film. I tend to see him every other weekend, a couple o' days after I get me Unemployment. If I've any money left I'll ask him if he wants to do owt, like and this time I 'ad just enough wedge left to watch a talky.</span></div><div style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Any road, it starts of wi' these two pieces and a fella out in the desert, like. Then it goes to like this barmy magic town and Tony 'opkins is there like, givin' it that. Then I went to the foyer but they don't sell ale any more in't pictures so I kicked off din't I? Anyroad, the manager said he'd leave it if I just got me lad and left. I told 'im to ring the fookin' bobbies but then someone come out the screen we were in and said me lad was cryin' 'cause 'e'd come to look for me 'cause 'e din't want me to miss owt and seen me arguing with the staff and heard the police were coming.</span></div><div style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Well, I went back in and found the soft cunt and while we was leaving there was a bit in the film where this big big fucker were kickin' off wi' this bird in a typhoon or summat:- She musta given 'im a bit o' lip, like.</span></div><div style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Anyway, I kicked off a bit more and got me money back and that bloody lad o' mine even got some free sweets out of it. Mind you 'e were still quiet for the rest of the day.</span></div><div style="color: yellow; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="color: yellow;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">So in conclusion, me lad got some free toffee, we saw a bit of this film and killed 'alf an hour! There were no drink involved mind so for that I give 'For' four ring pulls out of five.</span></span></div>Sinking Shiphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13064442183782877063noreply@blogger.com0